Quoting Notes

How To Clean Your Owl

2010-07-17T19:09:00.002-04:00

VS

2010-07-17T09:31:00.003-04:00

Daft Punk

2010-07-16T21:24:00.000-04:00

Business Card

2010-07-14T14:56:00.001-04:00

Yarr!

2010-07-14T14:34:00.002-04:00

I Hate This Game

2010-07-13T12:24:00.002-04:00

Twitter VS BP

2010-06-09T16:04:00.002-04:00

Self Sufficient

2010-05-19T11:37:00.000-04:00

Found Here

Time Waits For No Man

2010-05-12T08:00:00.000-04:00

“Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't

own it, but you can use it. You can't keep

it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it

you can never get it back.”

Artist Unknown

Quote Unknown

True No Strings Love

2010-05-11T08:00:00.000-04:00

Source Unknown

Inspiration

2010-05-10T08:00:00.000-04:00

Source Unknown

Bitch Slap

2010-05-09T08:00:00.000-04:00

Source Unknown

Patience

2010-05-08T08:00:00.000-04:00

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trolls

2010-05-07T08:00:00.000-04:00

Trolls are utterly impervious to criticism (constructive or otherwise). You cannot negotiate with them; you cannot cause them to feel shame or compassion; you cannot reason with them. They cannot be made to feel remorse. For some reason, trolls do not feel they are bound by the rules of courtesy or social responsibility.

Perhaps this sounds inconceivable. You may think, "Surely there is something I can write that will change them." But a true troll can not be changed by mere words.

Photo Artist Unknown

Quote Unknown Origin

Pipe Dreams

2010-05-06T08:00:00.001-04:00

Art from robotswithfeelings.com

Screwing Peacocks

2010-05-05T09:21:00.000-04:00

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 71). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

Story and photo from a circulating email.

Disappointment

2010-05-02T16:25:00.002-04:00

Art found here

Marriages VS Weddings

2010-05-02T12:03:00.002-04:00

From PostSecret

iPad Assholes

2010-04-30T06:20:00.000-04:00

Artist Here

Robot Win

2010-04-29T18:20:00.000-04:00

Artist Here

Choking

2010-04-28T09:14:00.000-04:00

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.-Mitch Hedberg

Artwork found here

Escalators Are For Wimps

2010-04-27T09:04:00.000-04:00

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.-Mitch Hedberg

Photo found here

Vending Machines

2010-04-26T08:56:00.000-04:00

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.-Mitch Hedberg

Artwork Here

Dragons

2010-04-26T08:00:00.000-04:00

“If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.”

Artist Unknown

Nightmares

2010-04-25T13:56:00.000-04:00

Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.

Artist Here

Drowning

2010-04-24T08:27:00.003-04:00

Found Here

Hardcore

2010-04-24T08:00:00.002-04:00

Remember...Don't Fuck It Up

2010-04-23T14:50:00.000-04:00

Art Found HERE

2010-04-22T08:00:00.004-04:00

We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. ~Native American Proverb

Artist Unknown

Reach For The Stars

2010-04-21T09:56:00.000-04:00

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day.

Artwork by Jeannette Woitzik

Rainbows and Rain

2010-04-15T11:53:00.011-04:00

By Etsy Artist BeneathTheRowanTree

Peace

2010-04-14T08:55:00.000-04:00

“If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.”
Marvin Gaye

Artwork HERE

Pollution

2010-04-13T18:02:00.000-04:00

Soul

2010-04-12T10:17:00.001-04:00

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.

-Henry Ward Beecher

Artist Unknown

We Are Nature

2010-04-11T19:42:00.003-04:00

We often forget that WE ARE NATURE. Nature is not something separate from us. So when we say that we have lost our connection to nature. What we are really saying is we’ve lost our connection to ourselves.

-unknown

Artist Unknown

Art By Trumbly Designs

2010-04-11T13:29:00.001-04:00

Love is not blind - It sees more, not less. But because it sees more, It is willing to see less.

JULIUS GORDON

Link to Artwork

Basements

2010-04-10T10:58:00.003-04:00

Artist Unknown

Mother's Womb

2010-04-09T12:13:00.002-04:00

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
-- Jill Churchill

Link to artwork

Onions

2010-04-08T11:36:00.004-04:00

Link to Artwork

Art By Karin Grow

2010-04-07T13:19:00.001-04:00

Don't fear embarrassment. In 10 seconds someone else will be the center of attention.

~Hyla W.

(As far as I know this quote is by me!)

Link to artwork